President Obama Gets Tangled In Coat Hangers

President Obama Gets Tangled In Coat Hangers

August 19, 2009

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Hideous Man-Beast Washes Up On Shore Of Municipal Pool

Hideous Man-Beast Washes Up On Shore Of Municipal Pool

July 10, 2009 Issue 45•28

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SEWARD, NE—Responding to complaints about an awful stench, local lifeguard Matt Frieze, 26, discovered what appeared to be the bloated body of a repulsive man-beast that had mysteriously washed up on the shore of the Dowding Municipal Pool Monday.

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Onlookers were horrified at the sight of the massive, possibly amphibious monster

Frieze, who found the unidentified monstrosity sprawled out on the concrete at approximately 2:30 p.m., said he attempted to inspect the bizarre creature but was repelled by the sight of the putrid mass of flesh and hair.

"I've never seen anything like it before," said Frieze, adding that he first assumed it was just a pile of rotting sewage until he noticed its lower extremities were partially covered by what appeared to be a denim garment. "It looked like some kind of decomposing manatee with these horrible teeth and a face like…."

"Oh my God, I think I'm going to be sick," Frieze added.

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Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport

Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport

March 24, 2009 (Hat Tip: TJ)

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Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere.



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The Onion: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

The Onion: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

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The Onion - In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

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