Journalist @baltimoresun writer artist runner #amwriting Chaplain PIO #partylikeajournalist

Journalist @baltimoresun writer artist runner #amwriting Chaplain PIO #partylikeajournalist
Journalist @baltimoresun writer artist runner #amwriting Md Troopers Assoc #20 & Westminster Md Fire Dept Chaplain PIO #partylikeajournalist
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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Proofreading is a dying art....


   Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
 
   Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
 
      No crap, really? Ya think? 
 
 
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
 
      Now that's taking things a bit far! 
  
    
  
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
  
       What a guy! 
  
  
  
Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
  
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 
  
  
  
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
  
See if that works any better than a fair trial! 
  
  
  
War Dims Hope for Peace 
  
I can see where it might have that effect! 
  

  
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
  
   Ya think?! 
  
  
  
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
  
      Who would have thought! 
  
  
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  
  
They may be on to something! 
  
  
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
  
      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 
   
  
Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge 
  
     He probably IS the battery charge! 
  
  
  
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
  
Weren't they fat enough?! 
  
   
  
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
  
That's what he gets for eating those beans! 
  
  
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  
       Do they taste like chicken? 
  
Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half 
  
       Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 
  
  
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
  
       Boy, are they tall! 
  

 And the winner is.... 
  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead    
      Did I read that right? 
  
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