Dayhoff Westminster Soundtrack: Annual Natl Punctuation Day

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Monday, September 06, 2010

can i just make this clear one more time

Can I just make this clear one more time.

Credit alexheisler: walc0tt: and http://www.moronicbeauty.com/post/1077581369

ALOT =è http://twitpic.com/2m0qj6

A LOT = VERY MUCH

YOUR = BELONGING TO YOU; OF YOU

YOU’RE = YOU ARE

THEIR = BELONGING TO THEM

THEY’RE = THEY ARE

THERE = THAT PLACE; A LOCATION OTHER THAN HERE

TOO = IN EXCESS, ALSO

TWO = THE NUMBER THAT FOLLOWS ONE AND PRECEDES THREE

TO = MOTION OR DIRECTION TOWARD A POINT

If you don’t know what TWO is, you need to be shot.

WHERE = a question of geographical location. — WHERE are your keys?

WERE = past tense. you found your keys? — where WERE they?

WE’RE = we are. — now that you found your keys, we’re going to go for a drive.

THEN = indicates a specific point in time. — I walked the dog, and THEN I gave him a bath.

THAN = indicates a degree of separation. — Johnny is fast, but Jack can run faster THAN Johnny.

BEAR = the large, omnivorous mammal, OR, “the pain is more than I can BEAR.”

BARE = being naked, or empty. — It is a wish of mine to see Megan Fox on my bed, bare.

Oh, and when you’re leaving a comment saying that someone left you speechless, it’s two “e’s, not “speachless.” There are no peaches in your mouth while you’re talking.. hopefully.

BREATH = one breath. as in “I took a breath before diving in the pool.”

BREATHE = what taking a breath is. — “I had to come up to the surface in order to breathe”

ALSO… When your leg or arm itches, you are SCRATCHING it, not ITCHING it. F--k, is it really that hard?

LEFT is this way.. < RIGHT is this way.. >

September 6, 2010 [20100906 can i just make this clear one more time]

http://kevindayhoff.blogspot.com/2010/09/can-i-just-make-this-clear-one-more.html

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Celebrate National Punctuation Day September 24

A message from Jeff Rubin:

September 5, 2010

Hello punctuation fans,

The fall 2010 issue of my e-zine, The Exclamation Point! - the newsletter of National Punctuation Day and Punctuation Playtime - is attached. Previous issues are available here: http://www.punctuationplaytime.com/exclamationpoint/index.html.

The Exclamation Point! features information about the September 24 celebration of National Punctuation Day (we're having a Punctuation Haiku Contest), the latest literacy news from around the world, and our Punctuation Playtime assemblies for students in grades K-6.

There's more information about National Punctuation Day and our Punctuation Haiku Contest here: http://www.NationalPunctuationDay.com.

Yours in proper punctuation,

JEFF RUBIN

Founder

National Punctuation Day®

September 24

http://www.NationalPunctuationDay.com

jeff@NationalPunctuationDay.com

and

Punctuation Playtime®

an assembly program for elementary school children in grades 1-6

http://www.PunctuationPlaytime.com