We are currently experiencing a peanut butter emergency

Alert – alert. We are currently experiencing a Code 1, orange creamsicle color-coded high alert DEFCON 3.14159 peanut butter emergency in my household. Oh, Mercy Mercy Me…

We are currently experiencing a peanut butter emergency

Alert – alert. We are currently experiencing a Code 1, orange creamsicle color-coded high alert DEFCON 3.14159 peanut butter emergency in my household. Oh, Mercy Mercy Me…

Miss Piggy is feasting on an almost empty jar of peanut butter

Miss Piggy is feasting on an almost empty jar of peanut butter, which was cut in half so that she could clean it up before we put the jar in the recycling bin. 22Mar2017

Miss Piggy is feasting on an almost empty jar of peanut butter

Miss Piggy is feasting on an almost empty jar of peanut butter, which was cut in half so that she could clean it up before we put the jar in the recycling bin. 22Mar2017

Miss Piggy is feasting on an almost empty jar of peanut butter

Miss Piggy is feasting on an almost empty jar of peanut butter, which was cut in half so that she could clean it up before we put the jar in the recycling bin. 22Mar2017

It's a Smuckers' world, we just live in it. Just saying.

It's a Smuckers' world, we just live in it. Just saying.

Uniformed squirrel leader returns, makes demands

Uniformed squirrel leader returns, makes demands

10-68: OMG! 10-15 in progress - - The squirrels have returned – in force. There are making demands. 10-10 with a deranged 10-96 former mayor and a marauding band of angry squirrels.

For the story so far:

This is a peanut butter emergency

This not a drill.

This is a peanut butter emergency. Call 911.

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Kevin Dayhoff September 27, 2009

(I wonder what would happen if I called the Westminster Police Department? Do you think they deliver emergency rations of peanut butter?)

The Grammy: “I thought that peanut butter jar was for the squirrels!”

10-96 Mayor: “There is still a peanut butter emergency in my household. I put the jar you gave us for the squirrels out back and then when I discovered that we had the peanut butter emergency, I promptly went out back and wrestled the jar away from the squirrels and licked the jar clean myself. The squirrels are not amused and have threatened to call the police. I gave them Brenda Roper's phone number. Stay tuned as the drama here continues to unfold.”

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This is a peanut butter emergency

This not a drill.

This is a peanut butter emergency. Call 911.

Kevin Dayhoff September 27, 2009

(I wonder what would happen if I called the Westminster Police Department? Do you think they deliver emergency rations of peanut butter?)

20090927 PeanutButterEmerg

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Kevin Dayhoff Soundtrack: http://www.kevindayhoff.net/ Kevin Dayhoff Art: http://www.kevindayhoffart.com/ Kevin Dayhoff Westminster: http://www.westgov.net/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevindayhoff Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/photos/kevindayhoff Kevin Dayhoff's The New Bedford Herald: http://kbetrue.livejournal.com/