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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

President Obama: The sky is falling March 13, 2013 by Kevin E. Dayhoff




Almost two weeks have gone by since the so-called “sequester” of the federal budget went into effect and all indications lead us to believe that the Zombie Apocalypse has not happened. Nor has it otherwise resulted in the end of the world as we know it.

Remember the sequester? It was the key and critical provision of the Budget Control Act of 2011, which took effect on March 1.

According to Dylan Matthews on March 1, 2013, in The Washington Post:

“The 2013 sequester includes: $42.7 billion in defense cuts (a 7.9 percent cut); $28.7 billion in domestic discretionary cuts (a 5.3 percent cut); $9.9 billion in Medicare cuts (a 2 percent cut); $4 billion in other mandatory cuts (a 5.8 percent cut to nondefense programs, and a 7.8 percent cut to mandatory defense programs).”

According to a number of astute political observers, including Chris Cillizza, also of The Washington Post, the sequester may very well have been over-hyped by a president who is not used to media scrutiny.

Mr. Cillizza wrote in “Did President Obama cry wolf on the sequester,” “In the days leading up to the March 1 sequester deadline, dire warnings about its impact were being issued daily from President Obama. Lines at airports would be interminable. First responders would be compromised. Things would be, in a word, bad.”

At my advanced age, I can easily recognize political silliness when I see it.

According to Media Research Center’s Brent Baker, who wrote in an article titled, “Krauthammer: Obama on Charm Offensive Because ‘Media Could No Longer Cover for Him,’” “Charles Krauthammer credited President Obama’s charm offensive toward Republicans to his losing the news media which couldn’t any longer abide his ridiculous sequester ‘cut’ exaggerations.

Mr. Baker is the vice president for Research and Publications at the Media Research Center, a conservative media watchdog organization and think tank.

President Obama’s strongest constituency, which, according to Dr., Krauthammer, “is not the left, it’s the mainstream media, could no longer cover for him without being entirely embarrassed,” Krauthammer observed last Friday night on the Fox News Channel, “It had to expose the one exaggeration after another on the sequester.”

Dr. Krauthammer went on to observe that … http://www.thetentacle.com/ShowArticle.cfm?mydocid=5670
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Monday, March 19, 2012

GOP still headed for a cliff and other stories of the coming Zombie Apocalypse by Kevin Dayhoff

GOP still headed for a cliff and other stories of the coming Zombie Apocalypse by Kevin Dayhoff


I'm still hearing from folks, literally, from all over the world about, "The kerfuffle was no fluke." It must have struck a nerve.

So far in the presidential election of 2012 the only debate among historians is just which national election in history has the opposition party collectively conducted a more inept campaign to unseat a sitting president?

One of the places i wanted to go when I wrote "The kerfuffle was no fluke," was the 1860 presidential election. Fortunately, on March 16, 2012, TheTentacle writer, Roy Meachum picked-up that portion of the story: “Inevitable GOP Tuesday,” “As Tuesday pointed out, Republicans seem headed for the fate that led to Abraham Lincoln’s election, establishing the party on the American political scene.
In 1860, Democrats ruled the land. Nomination on their ticket was tantamount to a key to the White House. The great favorite was Stephen Douglas, who had defeated Mr. Lincoln for the U.S. Senate two years before. At their convention in Charleston, South Carolina, they went through 55 ballots before adjourning to Baltimore. Mr. Douglas was the winner of a divided party. The pro-slavery Democrats chose Vice President John Breckenridge, of Kentucky…” http://www.thetentacle.com/ShowArticle.cfm?mydocid=4978

[…]

The idea that the Republican Party is on a great march, en masse, off a cliff, is starting to be discussed in a hushed tone of voice that is only growing louder as November approaches.

Apparently I am not the only political observer to ponder such matters. Nor I am the only person to have the temerity to actually put it in print. Washington Post writer Chris Cillizza wrote at length last Monday, “2012: The Republican party’s Gotham election.”

[…]

“That idea — that the only way to truly rebuild something is for it first bottom out — is one that some within the Republican party have begun to toy with privately as the divisions between its tea party wing and the more establishment/moderate side of the party become more and more apparent.”

Although Mr. Cillizza illustrated it better; every time you hear a Republican say that they will not support a ‘R.I.N.O.’ candidate, please understand that paradoxically you are hearing the voice of a foot soldier for the Democrats in the costume of a Republican. I mean, let me get this straight, you would really rather endure another four more years of President Obama than support a moderate candidate for office.

I would not give a rat’s behind if Secretary of State Hillary Clinton changed parties and won the Republican nomination, the only criteria for the Republican nominee for the presidential election of November 2012 is that he or she have a chance at beating President Obama at the polls.

For pity sake, forget about all the hand wringing and Exorcist-gyrations about how the liberal media is in the tank for President Obama. We get it. Now get over it because there is not a darn thing you are going to do about it - - except message control and party discipline.

And speaking of that, please do not waste anyone’s time over whether or not the media treatment of Mr. Limbaugh utterly stupid attack on Ms. Fluke was fair or unfair.

Of course it is not fair to suggest that Mr. Limbaugh speaks for rank and file Republicans any more than it is fair to suggest that the crude and vulgar attacks on former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin by Bill Maher are representative of the run of the mill Democrats.

[…]

The only thing I regret about the piece is that I did not emphasize enough that the entire kerfuffle had nothing to do with the Democrat Party – President Barack Obama talking point, the "war on women." This issue, as Ron Miller said better than me, “is manufactured out of whole cloth by a Leftist messaging apparatus that is breathtaking in its coordination, its scope, and its chutzpah."

This more about the war for the women’s vote…

Nevertheless, I’ve written it before and I will repeat it now: at this point, President Barack Obama could kill a puppy on national TV and still win the election this coming November… http://www.thetentacle.com/ShowArticle.cfm?mydocid=4959

I stand in good company with columnist George Will and especially Peggy Noonan who recently observed, “… the Republican nominee will emerge so bloodied his victory will hardly be worth having; the Republicans are delving into areas so extreme and so off point that by the end Mr. Obama will look like the moderate.”

For other columns by Kevin Dayhoff:

March 14, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Weary taxpayers and consumers, who continue to be frustrated and exhausted by an uncertain future, the ongoing economic malaise, and a ‘new economic normal,’ are in the midst of perpetuating a sea change in how business is conducted in this country.

March 7, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Rush Limbaugh and conservatives could not have looked more like total and complete idiots in the recent national discussions over the private lives of individual Americans than if the liberal media and Democrats had written the script for this Kabuki circular firing squad.

February 29, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
It was a warm day last Thursday as I took a left turn off Tuttle Avenue on to 12th Street in Sarasota (FL) and tried to remember how to get into the Baltimore Orioles spring training parking lot at Ed Smith Stadium.

February 22, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
The first day of Baltimore Orioles’ spring training began Sunday when the pitchers and catchers reported for the annual ritual in Sarasota, Florida.

February 15, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
There have been many tragedies of economic malaise in the last five years. Kodak’s recent filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy seems especially sad; and it is only fitting that we pause for a moment to pay our respects.

February 8, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Now that the Super Bowl is over there may be no better time to focus some attention on the continuing Greek tragedy that is unfolding over in the economic Twilight Zone, known as the Eurozone.

February 1, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Legislation to address how Maryland estate taxes inhibit farmers from passing-down the family farm to succeeding generations has gained some much-needed interest in the current session of the Maryland General Assembly.

January 25, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley’s fiscal year 2013 state budget, released a week ago, is a full menu of difficult choices. However, one of the most troubling is the lack of funding for police protection and highway user revenue for municipalities.

January 18, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
The consensus continues to gather steam that the GOP nomination to challenge President Barack Obama for president this fall will be former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. Perhaps all the drama now moves to who will be his choice for vice president.

January 11, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
It is fairly well accepted among keen observers of national politics that the Iowa caucuses of Tuesday a week ago are much more about political and media-theater than a prognosticator of who will vie for the Oval Office this fall.

January 4, 2012
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Next Wednesday, on January 11, the 430th taxing tradition of the Maryland General Assembly opera will once again take center stage.

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Friday, November 18, 2011

The Huffington Post Comedy Brief: WATCH: Adorable Owl Loving Life and other funny news of the day


    
Friday, November 18, 2011
Owls have proven time and time again that they are adorable. We know that cats pretty much dominate the blogosphere in terms of cute videos, but we'll take a d'aww filled owl video over another "kitten vs. blank" any day.
WATCH: Jon Stewart Mocks 'Zombie' GOP Frontrunners
WATCH: Kimmel Spoofs Regis Philbin's Last Day
WATCH: Bill Maher Talks Herman Cain, Rick Perry And Pot
WATCH: John Oliver Spends '7 Minutes In Heaven'
WATCH: Why This Cat's Embarrased For This Kid
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Michael Luongo: Middle East Dictators Write to Mayor Bloomberg
Are Middle East dictators and other leaders, including a dead one, giving New York's Mayor Michael Bloomberg advice? These letters reveal the secret.
Scott Bateman: Animation: Michele Bachmann (actual audio)
Michele Bachmann has a great idea for fixing our economy -- become more like China!
Susie Sampson: I Tackle Sexual Harassment and the "Oops"
Now I know people are all riled up about these occupations, or lack thereof these days. However I wanted to be sure I reached out and spoke to the American people about the so-called gaffes of Herman Cain and Rick Perry.
Todd Hartley: I'm With Stupid: Rams, Touching Rams, Reaching Out, Touching Ewes
Dudes, I seriously just almost got into a fight with a herd of bighorn sheep. Seriously. It was freaking awesome.
James Napoli: GOP Dumps Presidential Candidates, Launches So You Think You Can Govern? Reality Show
In this way, the producers of So You Think You Can Govern? assert, they will be presenting a more accurate representation of the down-home criteria most American voters already use when selecting a president.


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Friday, May 27, 2011

New York Times: Study Sees Way to Win Spam Fight

Study Sees Way to Win Spam Fight

By JOHN MARKOFF Published: May 19, 2011

For years, a team of computer scientists at two University of California campuses has been looking deeply into the nature of spam, the billions of unwanted e-mail messages generated by networks of zombie computers controlled by the rogue programs called botnets. They even coined a term, “spamalytics,” to describe their work...  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/technology/20spam.html?_r=3

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

The Zombie Network: Beware 'Free Public WiFi' by TRAVIS LARCHUK

The Zombie Network: Beware 'Free Public WiFi'


It's in your airports, your coffee shops and your libraries: "Free Public WiFi."
Despite its enticing name, the network, available in thousands of locations across the United States, does not actually provide access to the Internet. But like a virus, it has spread — and may even be lurking on your computer right now.
Wireless security expert Joshua Wright first noticed it about four years ago at an airport.
"I went to connect to an available wireless network and I saw this option, Free Public WiFi," he remembers. "As I looked more and more, I saw this in more and more locations. And I was aware from my job and analysis in the field that this wasn't a sanctioned, provisioned wireless network, but it was actually something rogue."
Free Public WiFi isn't set up like most wireless networks people use to get to the Internet. Instead, it's an "ad hoc" network — meaning when a user selects it, he or she isn't connecting to a router or hot spot, but rather directly to someone else's computer in the area.
Though it doesn't actually provide Internet access, the network has spread across the country thanks to an old Windows XP bug... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130451369&sc=nl&cc=es-20101017

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NPR most e-mailed stories October 17, 2010

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TECHNOLOGY
Thanks to human nature and a Windows bug, a "rogue" wireless network managed to spread like a virus across the country, without the help of the Internet.
FIRST LISTEN
It's one thing to write "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall" or "Blowin' in the Wind" by age 24. But add "Ballad of Hollis Brown," "Boots of Spanish Leather," "Mr. Tambourine Man" and other bits of genius to the list, and it really hits hard what a phenomenal talent Dylan was at such a young age. Hear many of his early demos until their release on Oct. 19.

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Edward Horsford's high-speed photography freezes the spherical innards of water balloons -- just as the balloon skins break open.

MUSIC INTERVIEWS
In August 1980, writer David Sheff flew to New York for the assignment of his life: an interview with John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Over the course of three weeks, he witnessed the day-to-day life of the couple in their Manhattan apartment, months before Lennon was shot dead outside the building. Here, Sheff shares several audio recordings of his interview, most of which has never been broadcast.

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Thinking about the smallest things in nature is difficult. But when you get below speck-level, thinking about it is a very intellectual exercise. And one of the champions of small-scale thinking turns out to be, of all people, the Buddha.

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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Science ponders 'zombie attack'

By Pallab Ghosh
Science correspondent, BBC News

Zombie from I Spit on Your Rave (PA)
There has been a revival of the zombie film in recent years

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures.

The scientific paper is published in a book - Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress.

In books, films, video games and folklore, zombies are undead creatures, able to turn the living into other zombies with a bite.

But there is a serious side to the work.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Latest articles by Carroll County Times writer Bryan Schutt

Latest articles by Bryan Schutt
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"The Interview" - - October 6, 2009 - 7:30 am, Tuesday morning, October 6, 2009, Westminster Playground - Carroll County Times journalist Bryan Schutt interviews Westminster councilwoman Suzanne Albert, her dog Ruby, Evelyn “The Grammy” Babylon, Louise “The Mom” Miller, as they await the demolition of the old dilapidated Westminster Playground concession stand to make way for the new Babylon Playground Community Building. (Photo by an asleep Kevin Dayhoff) [20091006 Demo 10 SA EFB LM Schutt]

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Spouses going head to head in chili cook-off Hot peppers and spices aren t the only thing heating up Sunday s chili cook-off. A husband-wife throw-down between Westminster residents Theresa and Thomas Bethune is adding some zing to the fifth annual event. For the last few cook-offs, the Bethune... Oct. 17, 2009;

Toe tappin' fun: Carroll County Cloggers teach beginners basics of technique One, two, three, one, two, three step, rock, step and step, rock, step, Mark Wilson said, talking into the microphone and leading a group of 20 through the beginner steps of clogging. Video . Teaching a free, preview lesson of the Carroll County ...Oct. 19, 2009;

Westminster agriculture enthusiast honored Westminster resident Bob Jones said he s been involved with agriculture his entire life, and last month he was honored for his contributions and dedication to the profession. The National Association of County Agricultural Agents chose Jones as the r.. Oct. 19, 2009;

Playing while impaired: Beer goggle basketball intended to show students hazards of alcohol consumption Wearing a pair of vision-impairing goggles, McDaniel College student D.J. Rickels shot a miniature basketball toward the hoop. The ball ricocheted off the backboard and bounced onto the carpet of Ensor Lounge, way off the mark. Video . You re unstab... Oct. 21, 2009;

Westminster fire engineer to receive honor Bill Lipphard is a selfless guy. He wakes up at 3:30 a.m. and drives about 60 miles to work because he s committed to the Westminster fire company. He ll move a tree off a driveway so people can get to work, knowing full well an insurance company may... Oct. 21, 2009;

Winter heating bills expected to drop CARROLLTON After the shrieking whistle abruptly quit, Mike Smith closed off the hose filled with heating oil. The whistle stops making noise when the tank is full, Smith explained, after putting the cap back on the outdoor fill. I put in 245.2 ga... Oct. 14, 2009;

Westminster park stand demolished Without hesitation, the backhoe loader s arm ripped the front end off the old concession stand at Westminster City Park, beginning the demolition of the building. Video Roughly 30 minutes of crushing, smashing and flattening later, the structure ha... Oct. 7, 2009;

Business guru to speak at college One of the nation s brightest manufacturing minds will be speaking in Carroll County Friday, giving local firms a glimpse into the success of leading manufacturers such as Toyota. Russ Scaffede, a Lean Manufacturing Operations expert, will be present... Oct. 13, 2009;

Dead roam city streets for zombie walk More fitting for the eve of Halloween than a blue-skied Sunday, more than 100 gore-covered participants in the Westmonster Zombie Walk sauntered their way through the city, giving young and old alike a chance to celebrate the spookier side of life. (... Oct. 12, 2009

Deer Park Road bridge to close for two years Deteriorating steel girders and concrete are forcing Baltimore officials to close the bridge on Deer Park Road that crosses Liberty Reservoir. Omar Davis, a Baltimore bridge project engineer, said the bridge will be completely rebuilt. The city estim... Oct. 11, 2009

Visitors find healing at Vietnam War memorial GETTYSBURG, Pa. Tears welled up in Joe Butler s eyes as he rubbed line 83 of section 11W with the fingers of his left hand. Video It s always hard to find him, Butler said before he placed the half-dollar-sized scrap of yellow paper back in the... Oct. 9, 2009

Westminster ghost walk tours slated Right on the heels of cool evenings, fall foliage and Friday night football games will be costumes, candy and scary stories. Celebrating Westminster s spooky side, the Carroll County Public Library has organized a series of ghost walks for the remain... Oct. 7, 2009

Chili winners announced The Fifth Annual Chili Cook off benefitting Access Carroll drew about 1,000 attendees Sunday, and although the final fundraising total isn t known, the winners are. Attendees chose Dad s Road Kill Chili by Ed and Josh Alwine as the people s choice ... Oct. 20, 2009

Westminster cancels council meeting The regularly scheduled meeting of the mayor and Common Council of Westminster on Monday has been canceled. The next meeting will be held at 7 p.m. Oct. 26.... Oct. 11, 2009

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October 6, 2009 - 7:30 am, Tuesday morning, October 6, 2009, Westminster Playground - Carroll County Times journalist Bryan Schutt interviews Westminster councilwoman Suzanne Albert, her dog Ruby, Evelyn “The Grammy” Babylon, Louise “The Mom” Miller, as they await the demolition of the old dilapidated Westminster Playground concession stand to make way for the new Babylon Playground Community Building. (Photo by an asleep Kevin Dayhoff) [20091006 Demo 10 SA EFB LM Schutt]


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Saturday, October 03, 2009

Zombies on the Town

Coming this week in the Sunday Carroll Eagle:

Living dead will invade 'Westmonster' for third annual Zombie Walk

By Charles Schelle

If you see the undead roaming the Westminster's Main Street next week, don't worry. The only thing they're hungry for is a good time and a free movie.

In fact, they're bringing their own food.

The Westmonster Zombie Walk will return for its third year at 1 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 11, beginning at the Westminster Barber Shop, 140 Village Shopping Center, Westminster.

Zombies will shuffle down Main Street to the Carroll Arts Center, 91 W. Main St., for a free screening of "Night of the Living Dead."

Admission to the walk is canned food that will be donated to Carroll County Food Sunday food bank ... but please, no canned brains.

The annual walk is organized by Charlie "Ruckus" Pittinger, 27, a Finksburg resident and owner of a film production company, Ruckus Productions.

"It's fun to mill around out there with zombies," he said.

Read more at ...

http://www.explorecarroll.com/news/3491/zombies/

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

“I´m eighteen And I don´t know what I want”

“I´m eighteen And I don´t know what I want”

“I’m Eighteen,” released by Alice Cooper in November 1970 on the “Love it to Death” album.

January 16, 2009

My niece just turned eighteen years old earlier in the week. Of course, my thoughts turned to when I was that age.

I saw Alice Cooper play “I’m Eighteen” in concert when I was eighteen years old in 1972 on his “Dead Babies” tour. Don’t tell my nieces and nephews.

Or was it the “School’s Out” tour? The mind is the first thing to go… Whatever.

Although I cannot say that I am a big Alice Cooper fan, the song, “I’m Eighteen” is a bit of iconography for the world of the early 1970s… I guess.

In spite of all the press, the 1972 show was just that, a show. Yeah, it was over the top, but he was quite a showman and he managed to pull it off – at least for my sensibilities at the time.

I guess I would possibly cringe to see the show today. Whatever.

It reminds me of the time a friend of mine and I were watching a documentary of “The Doors.” We were both into “The Doors” when we were young.

My friend’s kid was watching it with us and at one point, he turned to us and said, “No wonder your generation is so (messed) up.

Alice Cooper liked to play up the tabloid shock value as a marketing ploy; however, his off-stage persona was that of a really nice guy who was taking advantage of the “shock rock” and “glam rock” phenomena.

Although I have read first person accounts that reflect that the following tour, “Welcome to my nightmare” was over the top and got a little weird.

For the younger readers who are no familiar with “Alice Cooper,” his bio, “Meet Alice Cooper” explains:

“Without Alice Cooper, there might never have been the NY Dolls, KISS, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Motley Crue, Slipknot or Rob Zombie ... maybe not even David Bowie, or at least not Ziggy Stardust. The iconic hard rocker, who literally invented the concept of the rock concert as theater, returns to what he does best on Along Came a Spider (SPV Records), the 25th studio album of a long and illustrious career which began in 1969 with the release of Pretties for You on Frank Zappa's Straight label…”

In a recent published account, I read that “Alice Cooper claims he is addicted to his wife. The 60-year-old rocker - who has just released his latest album ‘Along Came a Spider’ - says he has loves spouse Sheryl Goddard so much that he has never been unfaithful to her.

“Alice said: ‘I’ve been married for 32 years and never cheated on her because I’m addicted to her.’

“The musician, who gave up drink and drugs 26 years ago after a well-documented struggle, also revealed he admires Mary Whitehouse, despite her banning the music video for his hit ‘School’s Out’.

“Alice also revealed he sent Mary - who campaigned for morality and decency on TV – flowers to thank her for her controversial decision…” (Alice Cooper addicted to wife August 7, 2008)

Oh, by the way, Alice Cooper, (Vincent Damon Furnier); was born on February 4 1948.

Yes, dear fellow boomers – he is now 60 years old.


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Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I´m in the middle, without any plans
I´m a boy and I´m a man.

I´m eighteen
And I don´t know what I want
Eighteen
I just don´t know what I want
Eighteen
I gotta get away
Eighteen
I gotta get out of this place
I´ll go runnin´ in outer space
Oh yeah.

I got a
Baby´s brain and an old man´s heart
Took eighteen years to get this far
Don´t always know what I´m talkin´ about
Feels like I´m livin´ in the middle of doubt
Cause I´m eighteen
I get confused every day
Eighteen
I just don´t know what to say
Eighteen
I gotta get away.

Lines form on my face and my hands
Lines form on the left and right
I´m the middle
The middle of life
I´m a boy and I´m a man
I´m eighteen and I like it
Yes I like it
Oh, I like it
Love it, like it, love it
Eighteen, Eighteen, Eighteen
I´m eighteen and I like it.

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