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Showing posts with label Art Library Words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art Library Words. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

You own everything that happened to you.


You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them. They should’ve behaved better. http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/image/45829843761



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Friday, March 23, 2012

Hey, it's your language By John E. McIntyre The Baltimore Sun

Hey, it's your language


Hey, it's your language By John E. McIntyre The Baltimore Sun March 21, 2012


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Nothing is more democratic than English. It is what its speakers and writers collectively make of it over time, and that includes you…http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/language-blog/bal-hey-its-your-language-20120321,0,3268849.story


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In a word: mumpsimus

In a word: mumpsimus




Each week The Sun's John McIntyre presents a moderately obscure but evocative word with which you may not be familiar — another brick to add to the wall of your working vocabulary. This week's word:


MUMPSIMUS ... http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/language-blog/bal-in-a-word-mumpsimus-20120319,0,4791138.story


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Friday, January 06, 2012

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM - I would have given him 100%

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already  built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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Friday, November 18, 2011

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals


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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with
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a Herd of cows,
http://thefamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/flock-of-chickens..jpeg
a Flock of chickens,
 http://thefamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/school-of-fish.jpeg
a School of fish
 http://thefamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gaggle-of-geese.jpeg
and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is:
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a Pride of lions,
 http://thefamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/murder-of-crows.jpg
a Murder of crows
 http://thefamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rooks-and-ravens.jpg
(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
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an Exaltation of doves and, presumably
because they look so wise:
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a Parliament of owls.
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Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous,
most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive
and least intelligent of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for
a group of baboons? ? ? Believe it or not …….
a Congress!
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A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!
 I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington !

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You just can't make this stuff up.
Go green – Recycle Congress in 2012 !!! 
 



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Monday, January 04, 2010

Insaniacs

"Insaniacs" by Kevin Dayhoff Dec. 29, 2009

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"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it." Bo Diddley

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Best Veto ever

Best Veto ever

October 30, 2009

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“Real? Schwarzenegger Letter to Assembly Spells Out…” http://minx.cc/?post=294087

Hat Tip: @kevindayhoff RT @pillageidiot Best. Veto. Ever. (If true.) http://is.gd/4F6Zv

A commenter on “Ace of Spades HQ” calls to our attention: http://gov.ca.gov/pdf/press/2009bills/AB1176_Ammiano_Veto_Message.pdf http://tinyurl.com/yk73yjh

20091030 sdosm Best Veto ever

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http://twitpic.com/nhswb Best Veto ever “Real? Schwarzenegger Letter to Assembly Spells Out…” October 30, 2009 http://tinyurl.com/ykbwu42 HT: @pillageidiot & http://is.gd/4F6Zv Full: http://tinyurl.com/yk73yjh Full: http://tinyurl.com/yk73yjh

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Avoid the world

Avoid the world
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October 10, 2009 – October 25, 2009 by Kevin Dayhoff

“Rather, I think one should write, as nearly as possible, as if he were the first person on earth and was humbly and sincerely putting on paper that which he saw and experienced and loved and lost; what his passing thoughts were and his sorrows and desires.” -Neal Cassady to Jack Kerouac

“Avoid the world, it’s just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end.” Jack Kerouac

[20091010 bavoid] 20091010 sdsom Avoid the world

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