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Showing posts with label Media Huffington Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Media Huffington Post. Show all posts

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Huffington Post Comedy - PHOTOS: 19 Back To School FAILS

    
Saturday, August 20, 2011
It's that time of the year again. The dog days of summer are quickly coming to a close and kids are getting ready to head back to school. But as you'll see below, some of our great educational institutions have a whole lot of "FAIL" going on before kids are even given any tests.

We did some digging around the web and on Fail Blog to come up with 19 funny back-to-school themed FAIL photos for you to enjoy. There's plenty of WTF to go around with inappropriate school shopping suggestions and, of course, hilariously misspelled signs. Vote for your favorite!
WATCH: Colbert Has More Poop Puns For Anderson Cooper
PICTURE: Funniest Headline Of The Day
WATCH: The ORIGINAL 'Flintstones' Pilot
WATCH: Jon Stewart Takes Fox News To Task Over 'Class Warfare'
6 Reasons The Guy Fixing Your Computer Hates You
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Maggie Van Ostrand: The Pithy Tale of Owney
2011-08-19-owney.JPG There is no proof that Owney helped railroad's mail personnel sort the mail while in transit, becoming the fastest sorter of all time, but there's no proof that he didn't.
Kenny Hotz: Don't Buy Gold!
Gold is expensive and if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, you might as well spend your money on tangible stuff you can use like iPhone apps.
Phil Perrier: Mr. Teabagger Goes to Washington
Say hello to Wyoming congressional candidate Cody Kane. (Not a real person) Kane, 41 is a former rodeo star turned businessman. He is married to former beauty queen and one time TV weather lady Candy Burgess Kane.
Tim Young: GOP Turns to Craigslist for Obama's Opponent
A lot of voters have been upset with the quality of the GOP presidential candidates. After some research, it appears as if these issues can be directly linked with the party's "modern" recruitment tactics.
Will Durst: Super Duper Congress
Slower than a slug on Thorazine; less powerful than a soggy Kleenex; unable to compromise in a million years. Look! Up in that swiveling leather club seat of that private jet. It's a ruse, it's a sham, it's... Super Congress.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Huffington Post: 7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now


    
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
We know you're probably hitting that mid-week slump and looking for a site to make the afternoon a little more fun, so we've rounded up seven more time wasters to please even the most discerning of Internet palates.

So feel free to ignore any recruitment videos and the fact that Michele Bachmann exists for a few minutes this afternoon. We won't tell anyone.

WATCH: Jon Stewart Mocks Obama's Non-Campaign Bus Tour
13 Underappreciated Comedies
WATCH: Kimmel Unveils The 'Tea Party Machine'
QUIZ: Celebrity Baby Or Indie Band Name?
WATCH: Wyatt Cenac Goes To Medieval Times
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Greg Olear: 8 Reasons Why Stay-at-Home Dads Are Better Than Stay-at-Home Moms
If necessity dictates that one half of the couple remain at the hearth to keep the proverbial home fires burning, there are some advantages to having that person be Dad.
Katie Halper: Joe Walsh's Ex-Wife: Quit Lying
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Joe Peacock: Dear Cereal People: PLEASE FIX YOUR BAGS
You reach into your cupboard and pull out some tasty, tasty cereal. It's a fresh box. And you know what a fresh box means... ANTICIPATION.
Hina P. Ansari: The Godfather Chronicles: What if Michael Corleone Tweeted?
While reliving all of The Godfather's plot twists and turns, a thought had occurred to me: what would the Corleone family players have tweeted? How would they have encapsulated their moments in 140 characters or less? And most importantly, would they have been retweet worthy?
Martin Marks: This Is CNFMNSTV's Lightning Brunch
"This is CNFMNSTV, the most reliable source for up-to-the-minute financial news from Wall Street and around the world, with far more letters than any other cable financial network, and hosted by our crackshot team of economists, gurus, and wizards -- literally."


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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Huffington Post Healthy Living Brief: It's Seriously A Good Idea To Laugh At Yourself, Science Confirms

    
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Are you really, truly capable of laughing at yourself?

If so, it's a good sign that you have an optimistic personality and a good sense of humor, a new study suggests.
A Fitness Challenge From My Phone
Enna Stephens Can't Stop Giggling After Undergoing Brain Surgery
Blood Test Detects Baby's Sex At 7 Weeks
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Delia Lloyd: Why Older People Are Happier
While the age at which the happiness boost kicks in varies across countries -- as early as 35 in Switzerland and as late as 62 in the Ukraine -- the result has held up astonishingly well within the United States.
Jason Eric Schiffman, M.D., M.A., M.B.A.: 5 Signs Your Anxiety Has Become A Disorder
Like the child who is so afraid there is a monster in his closet that he never opens the door, adults with anxiety disorders may suffer needlessly for years because they avoid feared activities and places.
Neal Barnard, M.D.: Could Processed Meat Give You Cancer?
Here are the numbers: Every 50 grams of processed meat you eat on a daily basis (that's about one hot dog) increases your risk of colorectal cancer by 21 percent.
Jean Fain, L.I.C.S.W., M.S.W.: Biggest Loser's Ashley Johnston On Life After Losing 183 Pounds
Even if you're no fan of reality TV, you have to admit that losing 183 pounds as Ashley Johnston did is nothing short of remarkable.

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