Uniformed squirrel leader returns, makes demands
10-68: OMG! 10-15 in progress - - The squirrels have returned – in force. There are making demands. 10-10 with a deranged 10-96 former mayor and a marauding band of angry squirrels.
For the story so far:
This is a peanut butter emergency
This not a drill.
This is a peanut butter emergency. Call 911.
Click here for a larger image: http://twitpic.com/q7obg or here: http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/post/250672164/this-is-a-peanut-butter-emergency
Kevin Dayhoff September 27, 2009
(I wonder what would happen if I called the Westminster Police Department? Do you think they deliver emergency rations of peanut butter?)
The Grammy: “I thought that peanut butter jar was for the squirrels!”
10-96 Mayor: “There is still a peanut butter emergency in my household. I put the jar you gave us for the squirrels out back and then when I discovered that we had the peanut butter emergency, I promptly went out back and wrestled the jar away from the squirrels and licked the jar clean myself. The squirrels are not amused and have threatened to call the police. I gave them Brenda Roper's phone number. Stay tuned as the drama here continues to unfold.”
10-68: OMG! 10-15 in progress - - The squirrels have returned – in force. There are making demands. 10-10 with a deranged 10-96 former mayor and a marauding band of angry squirrels.
For the story so far:
This is a peanut butter emergency
This not a drill.
This is a peanut butter emergency. Call 911.
Click here for a larger image: http://twitpic.com/q7obg or here: http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/post/250672164/this-is-a-peanut-butter-emergency
Kevin Dayhoff September 27, 2009
(I wonder what would happen if I called the Westminster Police Department? Do you think they deliver emergency rations of peanut butter?)
The Grammy: “I thought that peanut butter jar was for the squirrels!”
10-96 Mayor: “There is still a peanut butter emergency in my household. I put the jar you gave us for the squirrels out back and then when I discovered that we had the peanut butter emergency, I promptly went out back and wrestled the jar away from the squirrels and licked the jar clean myself. The squirrels are not amused and have threatened to call the police. I gave them Brenda Roper's phone number. Stay tuned as the drama here continues to unfold.”
*****
Kevin Dayhoff Soundtrack: http://www.kevindayhoff.net/ Kevin Dayhoff Art: http://www.kevindayhoffart.com/ Kevin Dayhoff Westminster: http://www.westgov.net/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevindayhoff Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/photos/kevindayhoff Kevin Dayhoff's The New Bedford Herald: http://kbetrue.livejournal.com/
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.