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Journalist @baltimoresun writer artist runner #amwriting Chaplain PIO #partylikeajournalist
Journalist @baltimoresun writer artist runner #amwriting Md Troopers Assoc #20 & Westminster Md Fire Dept Chaplain PIO #partylikeajournalist

Monday, October 18, 2010

Four worms and a lesson to be learned



Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!



The Pastor decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.


The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.


The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.


The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon, the Pastor reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol
 - Dead


The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
 

 


Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
 

 
Fourth worm in good clean soil -  Alive.
 
So the Pastor asked the congregation -
 
What did you learn from this demonstration???
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' 

That pretty much ended the service

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