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Friday, December 18, 2009

This week in The Tentacle

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Friday, December 18, 2009

On His Way Out the Door
Roy Meachum
The Frederick News-Post published this week the story: On his way out the door, new ex-mayor Jeff Holtzinger “signed off on legal action against Frederick County to appeal an ordinance requiring developers to abide by strict school capacity requirements on newly annexed land.” The quote comes directly from the front-page piece.

Don’t Bet On It
Joe Charlebois
Recently our neighbor to the southwest raised the ante on the Maryland racing industry. By overwhelming numbers the Jefferson County, West Virginia, voters approved a measure to take “racing” there to the next level. The measure that passed approved table games to complement the horse races and slots at Charles Town.

Descent and Recovery
Derek Shackelford
The details continue. Great journalists must be really having a difficult time finding quality in this era. Why? The constant bombardment and stream of salacious detail reporting.

Thursday, December 17, 2009
Dear Santa,
Chris Cavey
It’s been a long time since I have taken the time to write you a letter. I trust all is well with you and Mrs. Claus. As only you could know, I have been a nice boy over the years, perhaps a naughty slip or two, which have been mostly reconciled. I have worked hard at my job, have done my best to be kind, taught my children well and tried to set an example for my fellow man.

Fuel for the Election Fires
Joan McIntyre
The week before Christmas and all is good with the world; well, not so much. We’ve got nothing much changing in the economy except the imaginary grading system President Barack Obama has in his own mind. I’m good, I’m special and – doggonit – I’m worth it. Voters’ remorse is apparent and becoming louder by the day.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009
I want a chainsaw for Christmas!
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Hopefully, by now you are finishing all your Christmas shopping and wrapping presents with some soothing Christmas music in the background.

Tom Takes a Wife – Part 1
Tom McLaughlin
Having asked the question and receiving a positive answer, I never dreamed of the intricacies of the marriage ceremonies. I did not believe they would last a month.

Getting There The Hard Way – Part 2
Farrell Keough
Yesterday in this space we discussed some of the political and consensus aspects to long-term transportation planning. We will now pursue some of the myths that surround transportation and determine some of the factors necessary to develop solutions to these problems.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Obama’s Rough Road
Roy Meachum
It was a lark week for the president. Not only because he picked up his Nobel Peace Prize, more importantly there were signs the economy was on the mend. He and I continue to come apart on the issue of the Afghanistan war that was initially botched when his predecessor abandoned the mission, to take on Iraq.

Getting There The Hard Way – Part 1
Farrell Keough
My time as chairman of the National Region Transportation Planning Board Citizens Advisory Committee is coming to an end – thank heaven they do not give out business cards, as this would be about the size of a bumper sticker – must be a government thing.

Monday, December 14, 2009
Paradigm Shifting and Your Government
Steven R. Berryman
The first step in solving a problem is to admit that it – in fact – exists. The churning “self-re-election system” that is our federal government has proven to Americans now that it has fully stopped listening to the people.

A New Beginning…
Michael Kurtianyk
If you weren’t at the City of Frederick’s inaugural celebration at the Weinberg Center last Thursday, you missed a beautiful event. Handled expertly by Master of Ceremonies John Fieseler, executive director of the Tourism Council of Frederick County, the hour-long program ran smoothly.

Friday, December 11, 2009
Celebrity Crisis to Celebrity Crisis
Roy Meachum
This nation seems to lurch from celebrity crisis to celebrity crisis. When there is none, the media declare a scandal and plunge ahead on telling people more than we want to know, particularly when previously unknowns pull off an outrageous trick on the establishment. We’re not talking about Tiger Woods, of course.

Something For Nothing
Joe Charlebois
In the mid-1980’s Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, sang “…get your money for nothing and chicks for free.” He may have been singing about how easy money was made in the music industry when one reaches rock star status, but it could just as easily be sung by Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.

Exploring The Questions? Seeking The Answers!
Derek Shackelford

This nation currently finds itself in two wars, one in Afghanistan and one in Iraq. A large part of the discussion has centered on achieving victory. The problem with contemplating strategy appears to be what is victory or what does victory look like.

Thursday, December 10, 2009
Removing the Stranglehold
Tony Soltero
The other day I was discussing the current economic situation with a conservative close relative of mine. He asked me, very simply, "Why is Tim Geithner still being employed by the administration?"

Nation-Building – Another Look
Patricia A. Kelly
From the Cato Institute: “Our greatest challenge today is to extend the promise of political freedom and economic opportunity to those who are still denied it, in our own country, and around the world.”

Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Coming Ice Age
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Twenty thousand delegates from 192 countries are currently converging on Copenhagen, the capital of Denmark, for the breathlessly awaited “Copenhagen Climate Change Conference.”

In the Footsteps of Charles Darwin
Tom McLaughlin
Cambridge, England – My mouth dropped open when I visited Charles Darwin’s dorm room at Christ College at Cambridge University. The area was about 25 feet wide and 40 feet long. A huge fire place occupied one side of the end of the room with arms holding implements to boil coffee, tea and cook foods, much like the colonial fireplaces we have seen in pictures. There was no way that room would get cold in the mild English winters.

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New York Times: That Tap Water Is Legal but May Be Unhealthy


That Tap Water Is Legal but May Be Unhealthy By CHARLES DUHIGG

The 35-year-old federal law regulating tap water is so out of date that the water Americans drink can pose serious health risks -- and still be legal.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/17/us/17water.html?th&emc=th

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

This week in The Tentacle

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Coming Ice Age
Kevin E. Dayhoff
Twenty thousand delegates from 192 countries are currently converging on Copenhagen, the capital of Denmark, for the breathlessly awaited “Copenhagen Climate Change Conference.”

In the Footsteps of Charles Darwin
Tom McLaughlin
Cambridge, England – My mouth dropped open when I visited Charles Darwin’s dorm room at Christ College at Cambridge University. The area was about 25 feet wide and 40 feet long. A huge fire place occupied one side of the end of the room with arms holding implements to boil coffee, tea and cook foods, much like the colonial fireplaces we have seen in pictures. There was no way that room would get cold in the mild English winters.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009
New City Hall
Roy Meachum
Before my next TheTentacle.com column appears, City Hall goes through its shakeup, ordered by voters. This does not include Jeff Holtzinger; the current mayor, on his own, decided four years were enough. He’s being replaced Thursday by fellow Republican Randy McClement. This is not the way things were supposed to work.

And with good reason….
Nick Diaz
I generally don’t advertise that I’m a Cuban exile, one who arrived on these shores 49 years ago, seeking freedom. When a friend or acquaintance finds out my refugee status, the question that usually comes up is, “What do you think of the embargo and travel ban to Cuba? Don‘t you think it‘s time for the USA to lift it and resume diplomatic and economic relations?”

Monday, December 7, 2009
Quagmire or Necessity?
Richard B. Weldon Jr.
President Barack Obama laid out his plan for a troop increase in Afghanistan this past week in a prime time speech from the United States Military Academy at West Point New York.

The Best Versions of Ourselves
Steven R. Berryman
Bob Miller’s Christmas Cash for Kids is now on the books for 2009 with a record pledge amount exceeding $134,000. The total dollar amount beat last year – even in the depths of our Great Recession – but dollar amount does not tell the story.

City Officials Face Difficult Times
Michael Kurtianyk
The incoming Frederick City aldermen and mayor have quite a full plate after they’re sworn in on December 10. The biggest challenge for them will be the city’s budget deficit, estimated at $8-$10 million.

Friday, December 4, 2009
American Reign of Terror
Roy Meachum
The anniversary of an important event in my life was published in the History column of all three papers I read daily. It was 55 years this week that the U.S. Senate cast out Joseph R. McCarthy for “conduct that tends to bring the Senate into dishonor and disrepute.” Less than two years later, in early May, I was the Washington reporter to cover the political eulogies his last day in town.

The Immorality of the Estate Tax
Joe Charlebois
The grim reaper is soon to return to the U.S. taxpayer with scythe in hand. As the small business owners and individual farmers look to pass on family entities to the next generation, the current Congress looks to rescind the one year hiatus of relief – scheduled for 2010 – for the estate tax.

Tiger by The Tail…
Derek Shackelford
Tiger Woods is arguably the most famous athlete in the entire world. Heck, he might even be the most recognizable person in the entire world. All because he can play a game called golf.

Thursday, December 3, 2009
Dig Deep for Christmas Cash for Kids
Joan McIntyre
Here comes my annual plea for those who have a heart, love a child, have a dollar, or just for anyone that cares. It's Christmas Cash for Kids time, a 34-year charity for and about the children in Frederick County.

Transferring You Patience
Chris Cavey
Looking ahead to the upcoming year, the summer of 2010 will lend a new wrinkle to the political scene. Next year on Labor Day weekend you can celebrate by early voting.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009
The Rise of Parentalism
Kevin E. Dayhoff
In early November, Towson University announced that it will become a smoke free campus in late summer 2010.

Accepting One’s Inadequacies
Tom McLaughlin
London – I had the pleasure of visiting many scientists in the Museum of Natural History in this fabled town. My good friends, Jan and George, scientists in their own right who work there, introduced me to these scholars and they patiently explained their research.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Obama’s Breach of Faith
Roy Meachum
When the president of the United States talks to the nation tonight, I will not be listening. One chief reason I backed so enthusiastically Barack Obama was his campaign pledge to remove American forces from the Middle East. In addition to everything else, including his endorsing George W. Bush’s wars, Sen. John McCain was simply not my political tea.

For Better or Worse?
Farrell Keough
We’ve all seen and heard the current brouhaha’s within the Board of Education, but have we been able to follow the alternatives presented to this group for better educational choice and potential savings?

Monday, November 30, 2009
Considering the Source
Steven R. Berryman
More than a headline, title or subject line, considering the source author itself is most vital to comprehension when establishing the weight of your various media viewings and readings.

From Hither, Thither and Yon…
Michael Kurtianyk
I like it that Maryland’s State Highway Administration (SHA) is testing a new mixture for pre-treating roads this winter. It seems that the $25,000 pilot program will treat this winter’s roads with a mixture of salt water and a sugar beet molasses byproduct.

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Recent articles by Bryan Sears in Explore Baltimore County


Recent articles by Bryan Sears in http://www.explorebaltimorecounty.com/

Brobst, Nagle are appointed to County Circuit Court
Published December 9, 2009 by Towson Times
Gov. Martin O'Malley last week appointed two county attorneys, including one prosecutor, to the Baltimore County Circuit Court. Ann Brobst and John Nagle were appointed on Nov. 30 to fill the retirement vacancies left by John Hennegan and Lawrence Daniels ... ...

Bill will allow wholesale operation in small bakeries
Published December 9, 2009 by Towson Times
... for its retail operations must face the main street. Also, the wholesale operation can only occupy 30 percent of the building, Moxley said. -- Bryan P. Sears...

Bill will allow wholesale operation in small bakeries
Published December 8, 2009 by Arbutus Times, Catonsville Times
... for its retail operations must face the main street. Also, the wholesale operation can only occupy 30 percent of the building, Moxley said.— Bryan P. Sears and Kevin Rector...

Fourth candidate for county council seat
Published December 2, 2009 by Catonsville Times, Arbutus Times
Brian Bailey announced Monday that he is running for the 1st District County Council seat currently held by fellow Democrat Sam Moxley. Bailey said he expects to formally file sometime after the first of the year and plans to hold a campaign kick-off and ... ...

Police say woman has been missing since Thanksgiving
Published November 30, 2009 by Towson Times
Baltimore County Police are asking for help in locating a Cockeysville woman who has been missing since last Wednesday.Jerryell Foster, 23, was last seen around 9 a.m. Nov. 25. A family member called police last Friday and reported her missing after ... ...

Pair of Towson robberies have similarities
Published November 30, 2009 by Towson Times
Two women who live in two different Towson-area apartment complexes were robbed as they came home Sunday. Cpl. Mike Hill, a spokesman for Baltimore County Police, said Monday the two incidents share similarities, but it’s too soon to say if they are ... ...

Police arrest Hillendale man in connection with shooting
Published November 24, 2009 by Northeast Booster, Northeast Reporter
... s children attend school, were put on lockdown as a precaution as police began searching for the suspect, according to Cpl. Mike Hill, a police spokesman.— Bryan P. Sears This story has been updated....

Smith won't propose bill for pay raises
Published November 24, 2009 by Towson Times, Arbutus Times, Catonsville Times, North County News, Northeast Booster, Northeast Reporter, Owings Mills Times

... be voted on and the raises won’t go into effect, he said.Several councilmen, including Bartenfelder, Kevin Kamenetz and Bryan McIntire, had said they would not support salary increases this year.The Personnel and Salary Advisory Board is required by law to ... ...

Toohey's departure stirs reactions
Published November 24, 2009 by Towson Times, Arbutus Times, Catonsville Times, North County News, Northeast Booster, Northeast Reporter, Owings Mills Times

Under most circumstances, the changing of a government spokesman, even at a high profile agency like a police department, would barely register as a blip on the public awareness meter. But reaction from both the public and media professionals to the ... ...

Kamenetz proposes 60 percent cap on council pensions
Published November 23, 2009 by Towson Times, Arbutus Times, Catonsville Times, North County News, Northeast Booster, Northeast Reporter, Owings Mills Times

Pensions for County Council members elected in 2010 would be capped at 60 percent under a bill proposed Monday by councilman Kevin Kamenetz.The bill comes about a month after it was reported that five-term Democratic councilman Vince Gardina, 54, will ... ...

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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Sometimes I wonder about Facebook


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Tiger Woods was a busy guy

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren briefly pose for a photoshop moment as the blond bombshell moves out of the marital home after being shell-shocked by serial accounts that Mr. Woods may have given as many as nine private golf lessons as to how to use his putter with a casting call for a reality TV show. – Artist-Photographer unknown – probably in hiding… Larger: http://twitpic.com/srqr0


By Kevin Dayhoff December 8, 2009

It appears that golfing great Tiger Woods may have been a busy guy in recent years. According to an article by Sophie Tedmanson in the Times (UK,) “More woes for Tiger Woods as his wife Elin Nordegren moves out” - Larger: http://twitpic.com/srrlz

“[I]t is alleged, “Woods, 33, has been linked to up to nine women - including a British television presenter – since it was first reported he crashed his Cadillac into a fire hydrant outside his home on November 27 after reportedly arguing with his wife.”

“Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.”
(There’s more from where that one came from – go here: http://tinyurl.com/yhgeaq8.)

The latest revelations begs the question, when did he ever have time to play golf?

Ms. Tedmanson writes, “Days after the crash Woods was linked to a New York night clubber, other women – including a Las Vegas party girl and a Florida waitress - began to come forward, selling their stories to tabloids with tales of trysts with Woods….”

Is this nuts or what. Have you seen pictures of his wife? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. What could have he possibly been thinking? Or was his putter doing the thinking for him?

According to a December 7 article in the Times (UK) by Jacqui Goddard, “Best man speech could draw Tiger Woods out of hiding”:

“… [T]he golf champion [is alleged to have had] trysts with Rachel Uchitel, a New York nightclub hostess, including flying her to Melbourne for a secret rendezvous with Woods during the Australian Masters last month…

“Holly Sampson, a porn star, today became the seventh woman named as having had an affair with Woods, who has been married to Elin Nordegren, a Swedish model, since 2004.”


Perhaps that explains the mysteries behind his car crash into a tree and a fire hydrant in the wee hours of the morning of November 27, 2009 – The man was delirious with exhaustion.

“Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron." ibid)

Of course, having a five-iron stuck up his behind did not help to improve his driving ability at the time.
Larger: http://twitpic.com/srr0c

Meanwhile the Boston Herald’s “Inside Track” – “‘SNL’ battered over spoof of Tiger Woods spat” - is reporting that “Anti-domestic violence advocates beat up on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” yesterday for a skit poking fun at reports that Tiger Woods was hit with a golf club by his enraged wife, Elin Nordegren.

“‘There’s nothing funny about this story, particularly if violence was part of the events that took place,’ said Rita Smith, president of the National Coalition for Domestic Violence . ‘It diminishes people’s support for victims of domestic violence.’

“Woods, who has been accused of 10 extramarital affairs in the wake of a car crash outside his Florida home Thanksgiving weekend, was skewered in the skit that featured ‘SNL’ regular Kenan Thompson, playing the golf great, and guest host Blake Lively as his angry Swedish wife.”


Whatever, I hardly ever watch Saturday Night Live and find very little about the otherwise popular late-night TV program to be funny.

But you know – the whole sad saga of Mr. Woods' fall from grace by his own Shakespearean personality defect just really isn’t funny. It is not even just sad – it is a disappointment. It is disillusioning - it’s pathetic and probably a sign of pathology.

Is it more important than the rate of unemployment, the economy or the war in Iraq and Afghanistan? No.

Do I care? Nope.

However, looking at the bigger picture, the gentleman has a social contract with his fans, especially the younger fans, to live-up to his public persona and be the person with the integrity to be a pitchman for various products.

And just as important, what about his responsibilities to the game of golf. He has been the gold standard for the sport. In his star capacity, he has attracted many young players – and viewers – to the game. This cannot be good for golf.

In another Boston Herald piece; this time by Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa, “Face it, Web full of Tiger Woods’ bad lies,” they introduce Mr. Woods:

“Just two months ago, fairway philanderer Tiger Woods told his loyal Facebook friends that he and bride Elin are basically a ‘boring’ couple, a pair of homebodies who like to hang on the couch, watch TV and play video games.

“Ummmm, might be time to update the old profile, Tiger.

“‘I think Elin and I have avoided a lot of media attention because we’re kind of boring,’ wrote the world’s greatest golfer, who is now accused of a string of tawdry liaisons with - among others - a porn star, a cocktail waitress, a Vegas club hostess and waitress in a pancake house.”

Ouch!

It will only get worse. Perhaps the next shoe to drop will be folks selling the tabloids pictures of Mr. Woods in compromising positions in an unflattering context?

Meanwhile, one may only imagine how many more women will come forward alleging to have played with Mr. Woods in the sand trap. (Porn star Joslyn James brings the number of women linked to Tiger Woods to 11 FOXNews; Meet porn star Joslyn James or 'Tiger Woods' alleged mistress No. 'This is so ...)

And one wonders how many of his sponsors will keep him on: Gatorade ends Tiger-themed drinks, says move preplanned USA Today - Michael McCarthy - ‎1 hour ago‎ AP By Michael mccarthy, USA TODAY The first dent in Tiger Woods' gold-plated endorsement portfolio appeared Tuesday as Gatorade said it was dropping its ...; Tiger Woods: Below-par sales doom Gatorade's Tiger Focus Chicago Tribune; Gatorade drops Tiger Woods product FOXNews; Tiger Woods ads disappear from airwaves Boston Herald; and the Wall Street Journal (blog)

As far as his marriage; according to Ms. Goddard:

“The couple are believed to be talking with lawyers over the future of their marriage, after Ms Nordegren discovered that he had been cheating on her and allegedly chased him from the house brandishing a golf club - a confrontation that ended with Woods crashing his Cadillac Escalade into a tree at 2.25am on November 27.”

In the latest installment of this Kabuki theatre morals drama from hell it appears that the sporting magazine “Golf Digest” believes that Mr. Woods ought to embark on yet another tour – a speaking tour about how to multi-task one’s career and marriage; all the while becoming one of golfing’s greats...

Golf Digest has featured Mr. Woods in its upcoming January 2010 edition with a cover headline, “10 Tips Obama can take from Tiger.” Larger: http://twitpic.com/srs5w

At this point, we certainly hope the president is not taking any advice from Mr. Woods because once First Lady Michelle Obama finished with him, having a car crash at 2:25 am would be the least of President Obama’s worries and our great nation would probably be looking forward to how President Joe Biden would solve our nation’s woes.

Ms. Goddard calls to our attention: “The episode has left Woods’s image as a clean-living sports icon in tatters - lending irony to the front cover of Golf Digest magazine’s January issue, which went to press before the sex scandal broke.

“The magazine features a mocked-up picture of Woods acting as caddie to President Obama, to illustrate an article headlined ‘10 Tips Obama can take from Tiger’. The feature, now causing some embarrassment at Golf Digest, suggests that the President, struggling to turn around a recession, could learn the art of ‘the quick recovery’ from the famously adept golfer.”

“‘Woods is a good role model...because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks,’ it notes, also observing:

“‘Woods never does anything that would make himself look ridiculous.’”

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‘SNL’ battered over spoof of Tiger Woods spat http://tinyurl.com/yecqqxj Boston Herald: http://tinyurl.com/yavwrja http://twitpic.com/srr0c or here: http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/post/275864639/snl-battered-over-spoof-of-tiger-woods-spat

More woes 4 Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren moves out http://tinyurl.com/yecqqxj TimesUK http://tinyurl.com/ybrblut http://twitpic.com/srrlz or here: http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/post/275870843/more-woes-4-tiger-woods-as-wife-elin-nordegren

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Golf Digest features Tiger Woods Jan 2010 w headline “10 Tips Obama can take from Tiger”
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article6948304.ece

http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2009/11/10-best-tiger-woods-jokes-on-the-web.html

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article6947872.ece

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Monday, December 07, 2009

The Kinks – Lola

Released in the United States at the end of June in 1970.

Several published accounts refer to “The Kinks: The Official Biography,” in which Ray Davies explains that the inspiration for the song was an incident in which the band’s manager, Robert Wace, had spent the night with a transvestite. (Bummer dude.)

“I remembered an incident in a club... in his apartment Robert Wace had been dancing with this black woman, and he said, ‘I’m really on to a thing here.’ And it was okay until we left at six in the morning and then I said, ‘Have you seen the stubble?’ He said ‘Yeah,’ but he was too pissed (intoxicated) to care, I think.”

Yet another reason to not drink upon such occasions…

I once wrote a short story about a transvestite I ran across at the old “Whistle Stop” grocery store in Patapsco, Carroll County, Maryland. At the time it was owned by then-Westminster Mayor Leroy Conaway.

It was a scream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk



I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

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The Kinks – Lola Released in the United States at the end of June in 1970. http://tinyurl.com/yzmw8b6 http://twitpic.com/smwld http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/post/274295153/the-kinks-lola-released-in-the-united-states-at

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Women waiting for the perfect man


Women waiting for the perfect man. http://tinyurl.com/yax7vsl

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[20020725 Women waiting for the perfect man.] Humor, Men and women
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See also: http://kevindayhoff.blogspot.com/2009/12/marry-ag-engineer-for-best-chance-of.html http://tinyurl.com/yzudh6d

Marry an ag engineer for best chance of avoiding divorce http://tinyurl.com/yzudh6d or an artist - we’re so stable

Those who are wishing to read the tea-leaves and gain some analysis as to whom to marry for the best chances of matrimonial bliss.

An article in the Telegraph, 'Marry an agricultural engineer for best chance of avoiding the divorce courts,' highlights the results of a study which indicates “Vets, agricultural engineers and teachers are all less likely to divorce than dancers, bartenders and nurses, according to research which claims your job is key to a happy marriage.”


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Ted Dix at the organ Oct 30 2004 at the With One Voice Concert

Ted Dix at the organ Oct 30 2004 at the With One Voice Concert http://tinyurl.com/yzg5usx http://twitpic.com/sip68

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I was doing some file maintenance on art this evening and ran across this drawing of Ted Dix playing the organ at the October 30, 2004 “With One Voice” concert to benefit the Carroll County Domestic Violence Safe House; sponsored by Human Services Program of Carroll County and Family and Children’s Services of Central Maryland. Kevin Dayhoff December 7, 2009

[20041030 4 c4 WOV TedDix ked] Annual With One Voice concert, Art Artists Culture, Art Artists Culture Carroll Co, Dayhoff Art, People Dix Ted
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Ted Dix at the organ Oct 30 2004 at the With One Voice Concert http://tinyurl.com/yzg5usx http://twitpic.com/sip68 http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/post/273031067/ted-dix-at-the-organ-oct-30-2004-at-the-with-one
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Sunday, December 06, 2009

Marry an ag engineer for best chance of avoiding divorce

Marry an ag engineer for best chance of avoiding divorce

Those who are wishing to read the tea-leaves and gain some analysis as to whom to marry for the best chances of matrimonial bliss.

An article in the Telegraph, 'Marry an agricultural engineer for best chance of avoiding the divorce courts,' highlights the results of a study which indicates “Vets, agricultural engineers and teachers are all less likely to divorce than dancers, bartenders and nurses, according to research which claims your job is key to a happy marriage.”

The study does not mention the chances of breaking-up with an artist or a writer. Of course, I am sure that is probably because we are such stable folks.

According to the article: “Those who work in the caring professions or who have jobs that are extrovert and stressful are more likely to split from their partner.

“Dancers, choreographers, massage therapists and bartenders have around a 40 per cent chance of experiencing a relationship breakdown. But also at high risk are nurses, psychiatrists and those who help the elderly and disabled.

“However, optometrists, dentists, clergymen and podiatrists are all in occupations which carry a 2 to 7 per cent chance of family breakdown.

“Agricultural engineers were the most faithful of all, with their relationships suffering a breakdown rate of less than 2 per cent.

“The trend has been highlighted in a paper that correlates occupations with divorce and separation rates, to be published in the Journal of Police and Criminal Psychology.”

Read the entire article here: 'Marry an agricultural engineer for best chance of avoiding the divorce courts'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6743474/Marry-an-agricultural-engineer-for-best-chance-of-avoiding-the-divorce-courts.html

20091206 Marry an ag engineer for best chance of avoiding divorce
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I am in Off Track Studio today


Sunday, December 06, 2009

I’m in the studio today – why not stop by and see me sometime…

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It was really busy earlier and the traffic is tapering-off. I’m looking for a corner to take a nap – well, maybe not. Whatever, come by and visit.

Great place to buy Christmas and Hanukah gifts from local (starving) artists.

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[20091029 OTA I am in the studio today] Art Artists Culture Carroll Co, Art Off Track Art, Dayhoff Off Track Art, Westminster businesses
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I am in Off Track Studio today why not stop by and see me sometime [OTA Open] http://tinyurl.com/ycx5xgx #art http://twitpic.com/sfw5k

Downtown Westminster MD Great place 2 buy Christmas & Hanukah gifts from local (starving) artists http://tinyurl.com/ycx5xgx #art http://twitpic.com/sfw5k

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[20091029 OTA I am in the studio today] Art Artists Culture Carroll Co, Art Off Track Art, Dayhoff Off Track Art, Westminster businesses
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I’m in Off Track Studio 2day why not stop by & see me [OTA Rack Card Open] http://tinyurl.com/ycx5xgx #art http://twitpic.com/sfzsj
Downtown Westminster MD Great place 2 buy Christmas & Hanukah gifts from local (starving) artists http://tinyurl.com/ycx5xgx #art http://twitpic.com/sfzsj [20091029 OTA I am in the studio today] Art Artists Culture Carroll Co, Art Off Track Art, Dayhoff Off Track Art, Westminster businesses
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Spoons





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Today’s snow looking out my kitchen window

Today’s snow looking out my kitchen window

December 5, 2009 by Kevin Dayhoff http://tinyurl.com/ykwl8vh

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Although I did eventually venture out in the snow to go to the festival of Wreaths at the Carroll County Arts Center and had dinner with sister and her husband, Grammy, Mrs. Owl; this was my predominant view of today’s snowfall, from inside the house looking out.

Although I really enjoy photographing snow; I don’t understand snow. I don’t do snow.

[20091205 UTR Kitchen window snow] Dayhoff Daily Photoblog, Dayhoff photos, Dayhoff photos snow, Weather Winter Snow

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Today’s snow looking out my kitchen window 5Dec09 by Kevin Dayhoff http://tinyurl.com/ykwl8vh http://twitpic.com/sdfp9


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Saturday, December 05, 2009

The Tree Lighting and Santa are still on for Sykesville, Maryland

The Tree Lighting and Santa are still on!

for Sykesville, Maryland

Santa Arrives By Fire Truck
Saturday, December 5, 2009 at 6 pm
Shops open until 9 pm

Santa arrives by Fire truck to light the Town Christmas Tree
S&P Model Trains Open & Photos with Santa at the Pullman car
St Paul’s Church Holiday Bazaar
St Barnabas Parrish House featuring Live Bluegrass
Old Main Line Visitor’s Center & Post Office open

Refreshments Served at all of the above locations

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The Tree Lighting and Santa are still on for this evening for Sykesville, Maryland http://tinyurl.com/y9y6ql2


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IMA World Health Recognized by Forbes as One of Nation’s 20 Most Efficient Charities


IMA World Health Recognized by Forbes as One of Nation’s 20 Most Efficient Charities

For Immediate Release

Provider of Health Care Services and Supplies Has 100% Fundraising Efficiency


New Windsor, MD — December 1, 2009 — Forbes magazine and Forbes.com have named IMA World Health (IMA) as one of the “Most Efficient” large charities in the United States.  In its special report, America’s 200 Largest Charities, Forbes identifies IMA as one of the major non-profit organizations that efficiently provides donations to those who need them.
Forbes notes that 99% of IMAs total expenses are devoted to charitable services. In addition, 100% of IMAs fundraising expenses are used to raise money and supplies for recipients.

“Especially in these difficult economic times, donors expect every dollar to be put to good use,” said Richard Santos, President and CEO of IMA. “Efficient management has been a central part of the „IMA Way for nearly 50 years. We put significant effort into leveraging each dollar.”

Since it was founded in 1960, IMA has been supporting the provision of medicines and supplies, disease control, essential healthcare services and bolstering healthcare systems in developing nations. An example of IMAs efficient delivery of supplies and expertise to those in need is its Safe Motherhood Kit. For only $25, donors can provide a mother and her baby in the developing world with the clean and sterile supplies, clothes for a newborn, and education she needs to ensure safe childbirth.

Others have recognized IMAs efficiency as well. IMA has received the highest possible efficiency rating from the recognized charity watchdog group Charity Navigator for five consecutive years. 

Working efficiently has enabled IMA to expand its scope and reach in post-conflict situations, where the need is often most acute. In the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), IMA helps bring primary healthcare to roughly 10 million people, in the process building that countrys capacity to sustain that care. IMA is also participating in the effort to prepare war-torn Southern Sudan for independence through the creation of a basic healthcare system in the two largest states.

“IMA increasingly focuses on developing entire health care systems in places where they have been damaged, destroyed or never existed,” added Santos. “Our internal efficiencies are a major benefit as we assist others in establishing effective and sustainable systems focused on helping vulnerable people who truly need basic medical care.”

About IMA World Health

IMA World Health is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization that helps provide essential healthcare services and medical supplies to people in need around the world. IMA operates primarily in developing nations to restore health, hope and dignity to those most in need. For more information, visit us at www.IMAWorldHealth.org or call 877-241-7952.


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