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Showing posts with label Humor blondes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor blondes. Show all posts

Friday, March 05, 2010

The snow plow

The snow plow http://kbetrue.livejournal.com/302692.html

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Westminster, MD were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 16-20 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 18 to 24 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting24 to 30 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."

Hat Tip Stinger DJ Dennis Stem and Bob Ruby

20100305 The snow plow Humor, Humor blondes, Weather Winter Snow, Westminster PW Street Dept

http://kevindayhoff.blogspot.com/2010/03/snow-plow.html

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Monday, July 06, 2009

A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat

A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!

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