Dan Gainor Watch
October 23rd, 2007 – Dan Gainor in The Examiner
Dan Gainor: Brewing up a contest to mock tax tricks
23 hrs ago - Trick or treat?
OK, in Gov. Martin O’Malley’s Maryland, we only get one choice — more than $1 billion in new taxes. That’s not exactly a treat. Two days before Halloween, the governor will knock on every door in the state demanding goodies.
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Since the governor is holding his session at such an ironic time, let’s take advantage of it. I want you, the readers of this column, to come up with suggestions for the right costume O’Malley should wear presiding over such an epic abuse of power during Halloween.
I’ve used a lot of metaphors for our good governor during the past year. Jesse James was my favorite. Forrest Gump got me an e-mail complaint from the state Democratic Party. And I personally saw the governor in what I think was a War of 1812 officer’s costume at a Ravens charity event a couple of years ago.
So you have to do better than those. The idea should be fun and humorous, and tweak the nose of a man leading his state down the path to tax suicide. No overly mean comments will be allowed. (I get to make all of those.) Send your entries to gainorcolumn@gmail.com. Deadline is Saturday at the witching hour — midnight.
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Dan Gainor: Commuters need to question MARC
7 days ago - On your MARC. Get set. Go. See you in 28 years.
Dan Gainor: Gov. O’Malley can’t get a handle on state’s slots issue
14 days ago - Pull the handle and watch the pictures fly by in a blur of excitement — bars, cherries, oranges and more. As the lights flash, you scream for a winner. Then the rows of images begin to slow.
Dan Gainor: Finding a Realtor who really moves you
21 days ago - When we get married, the people who stand by us are called the best man or maid of honor — respectful titles and well deserved. When we go house hunting, we call those people Realtor or agent.
Dan Gainor: The James gang approach to taxes
28 days ago - There’s a new Brad Pitt film out called “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.” It should star Gov. Martin O’Malley, because he’s robbing us blind.
Dan Gainor: Finally, money none of us really wants
35 days ago - Coin of the realm is a phrase that conjures up pirates and “pieces of eight.”
Dan Gainor: Today shouldn’t be like any other day
42 days ago - Six years, and the horrifying images are still seared in our brains.
Dan Gainor: Region’s politicians hooked on speed
49 days ago - I have a quick confession.
Dan Gainor: Workers still laboring to do their best
55 days ago - It’s my own personal Labor Day tradition to remind people and businesses that talented, skilled employees are the best asset of any company. This is my last column before the holiday, so I wanted to pay tribute to the men and women who keep this and every business going.
Dan Gainor: Poorly called strike at Camden Yards
63 days ago - The great labor battles are written in large type across American history — the Haymarket riots, the railroad strike of 1877 — even the battles between miners and mine owners in Harlan County, Ky.
Dan Gainor: Downside of the serve-less industry
70 days ago - You’ve heard it before.
Gainor: Survey says we want less government
77 days ago - I have stunning survey results: Most people would rather someone else pay their taxes.
Dan Gainor: House-hunter to homeowner
83 days ago - Deciding to buy a house is one thing. Actually finding one is another.
Dan Gainor: Eight is enough for Baltimore
91 days ago - When the singer Prince decided to change his name to a funky little drawing, he became a symbol.
Dan Gainor: It’s not time to chew the fat — let’s cut it
98 days ago - It’s time to tighten the old belt.
Dan Gainor: O’Malley explores the nuclear option
105 days ago - No nukes? Maybe no more.
Dan Gainor: A song of freedom with many verses
112 days ago - I’ve got a song in my heart.
Dan Gainor: The economy is on fast-forward
119 days ago - Call it the tale of the tape. In it, we find a lesson about the U.S. economy you seldom see taught. Not too long ago, I was at the York Road Best Buy looking for a tape recorder so I could write and drive simultaneously. Those who know me well know this is good because I seldom actually shut up.
Dan Gainor: Losing birds drag down attendance
125 days ago - Remember when the word “Orioles” was followed by the word “magic”?
Dan Gainor: A good idea can be your ‘secret’ weapon
126 days ago - I’ve got The Secret.
Dan Gainor: This isn’t your land anymore
133 days ago - “This land is your land, this land is my land.”
Dan Gainor: The conspiracy of lower gas prices
140 days ago - Gas man.
Dan Gainor: Business must play ball with base plan
147 days ago - When you first hear the term BRAC, you aren’t sure if it’s the sound you make after too many crabs and too much beer or one of the Cartoon Network’s oddball characters. (That one’s Brak.)
Dan Gainor: Legislators ready to gas up taxes
154 days ago - Gas prices have continued to climb.
Dan Gainor: Where’s there’s smoke, there’s stupidity
161 days ago - It appears likely that as of Feb. 1, 2008, Marylanders will no longer be allowed to smoke in bars and restaurants. Democratic Gov. Martin O’Malley appears poised to sign the bill as early as this week and join legislators by making an ash out of himself.
Dan Gainor: There’s no place like home
168 days ago - The online world gives you the ability to find exactly what you want in a relationship. You can pick age, size and appearance without ever leaving your home.
Dan Gainor: Tanks for the memories of cheap gas
Dan Gainor: Imagine a Baltimore without cars
Dan Gainor: We are not at the end, my friend
Dan Gainor: Politicians out of control
Readers should believe it’s been a great year for the paper
Dan Gainor: ‘People’s lawyer’ a threat to business
Dan Gainor: Subprime problems could be prime reason to buy
Dan Gainor: Solution to tax woes rises like dough
Dan Gainor: There ought to be a law
Dan Gainor: Seat hikes prove Ravens have what counts
Dan Gainor: Wide screen is not box-office silver
Gov. O’Malley can’t see forest for treats
Love of profit is at the holiday’s heart
Homeowners should reconsider adjustable rate mortgages