A Priceless Wedding Invitation From the Mother of the Groom

A Priceless Wedding Invitation From the Mother of the Groom(The photo tells the 'Rest of the Story')

P.S.   We have no idea of WHAT he sees in her !

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Free Nobel Prize with an order of shrimp tacos

Free Nobel Prize with an order of shrimp tacos.

I'm just saying...

[20111024 Free Nobel Prize]

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How to identify a Meth Lab

How to identify a Meth Lab

I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.

Here are pictures of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab. I hope this helps. Let me know if I can be of any further service in this matter.

 [20111012 How to identify a Meth Lab]

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World's Shortest Books

I understand that you don't have a ton of extra time to read books,  

So, I've compiled a short list of books that can be read at a single sitting.

World's Shortest Books

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all...

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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Huffington Post Comedy - PHOTOS: 19 Back To School FAILS

    

Saturday, August 20, 2011

PHOTOS: 19 Back To School FAILS

It's that time of the year again. The dog days of summer are quickly coming to a close and kids are getting ready to head back to school. But as you'll see below, some of our great educational institutions have a whole lot of "FAIL" going on before kids are even given any tests.

We did some digging around the web and on Fail Blog to come up with 19 funny back-to-school themed FAIL photos for you to enjoy. There's plenty of WTF to go around with inappropriate school shopping suggestions and, of course, hilariously misspelled signs. Vote for your favorite!

	WATCH: Colbert Has More Poop Puns For Anderson Cooper
	PICTURE: Funniest Headline Of The Day
	WATCH: The ORIGINAL 'Flintstones' Pilot
	WATCH: Jon Stewart Takes Fox News To Task Over 'Class Warfare'
	6 Reasons The Guy Fixing Your Computer Hates You

BLOG POSTS

	Maggie Van Ostrand: The Pithy Tale of Owney  There is no proof that Owney helped railroad's mail personnel sort the mail while in transit, becoming the fastest sorter of all time, but there's no proof that he didn't.
	Kenny Hotz: Don't Buy Gold! Gold is expensive and if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, you might as well spend your money on tangible stuff you can use like iPhone apps.
	Phil Perrier: Mr. Teabagger Goes to Washington Say hello to Wyoming congressional candidate Cody Kane. (Not a real person) Kane, 41 is a former rodeo star turned businessman. He is married to former beauty queen and one time TV weather lady Candy Burgess Kane.
	Tim Young: GOP Turns to Craigslist for Obama's Opponent A lot of voters have been upset with the quality of the GOP presidential candidates. After some research, it appears as if these issues can be directly linked with the party's "modern" recruitment tactics.
	Will Durst: Super Duper Congress Slower than a slug on Thorazine; less powerful than a soggy Kleenex; unable to compromise in a million years. Look! Up in that swiveling leather club seat of that private jet. It's a ruse, it's a sham, it's... Super Congress.

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Huffington Post: 7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now

    

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now

We know you're probably hitting that mid-week slump and looking for a site to make the afternoon a little more fun, so we've rounded up seven more time wasters to please even the most discerning of Internet palates.

So feel free to ignore any recruitment videos and the fact that Michele Bachmann exists for a few minutes this afternoon. We won't tell anyone.

	WATCH: Jon Stewart Mocks Obama's Non-Campaign Bus Tour
	13 Underappreciated Comedies
	WATCH: Kimmel Unveils The 'Tea Party Machine'
	QUIZ: Celebrity Baby Or Indie Band Name?
	WATCH: Wyatt Cenac Goes To Medieval Times

BLOG POSTS

	Greg Olear: 8 Reasons Why Stay-at-Home Dads Are Better Than Stay-at-Home Moms If necessity dictates that one half of the couple remain at the hearth to keep the proverbial home fires burning, there are some advantages to having that person be Dad.
	Katie Halper: Joe Walsh's Ex-Wife: Quit Lying
	Joe Peacock: Dear Cereal People: PLEASE FIX YOUR BAGS You reach into your cupboard and pull out some tasty, tasty cereal. It's a fresh box. And you know what a fresh box means... ANTICIPATION.
	Hina P. Ansari: The Godfather Chronicles: What if Michael Corleone Tweeted? While reliving all of The Godfather's plot twists and turns, a thought had occurred to me: what would the Corleone family players have tweeted? How would they have encapsulated their moments in 140 characters or less? And most importantly, would they have been retweet worthy?
	Martin Marks: This Is CNFMNSTV's Lightning Brunch "This is CNFMNSTV, the most reliable source for up-to-the-minute financial news from Wall Street and around the world, with far more letters than any other cable financial network, and hosted by our crackshot team of economists, gurus, and wizards -- literally."

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ON HUFFINGTONPOST.COM

10 Things We Shouldn't Be Frying

WATCH: 25 Actors In Their Embarrassing First Roles

WATCH: Dave Chappelle's First Interview In Five Years

ON TWITTER

WATCH: How To Deal With Annoying Cell Phone Users

WATCH: Jon Stewart Mocks Obama's Non-Campaign Bus Tour

13 Underappreciated Comedies

ON FACEBOOK

WATCH: How To Deal With Annoying Cell Phone Users

10 Things We Shouldn't Be Frying

WATCH: Jon Stewart Accuses Media Of Ignoring Ron Paul

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Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University

Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University

http://youtu.be/m6tiaooiIo0

http://gawker.com/5813202/watch-stephen-colberts-hilarious-northwestern-commencement-speech

Labels: Children Parenting Intergen,Humor, People Colbert Stephen
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Miss Airport 2011 Calendar

Miss Airport 2011 Calendar

American Healthcare.............

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