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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Huffington Post Comedy - PHOTOS: 19 Back To School FAILS

    
Saturday, August 20, 2011
It's that time of the year again. The dog days of summer are quickly coming to a close and kids are getting ready to head back to school. But as you'll see below, some of our great educational institutions have a whole lot of "FAIL" going on before kids are even given any tests.

We did some digging around the web and on Fail Blog to come up with 19 funny back-to-school themed FAIL photos for you to enjoy. There's plenty of WTF to go around with inappropriate school shopping suggestions and, of course, hilariously misspelled signs. Vote for your favorite!
WATCH: Colbert Has More Poop Puns For Anderson Cooper
PICTURE: Funniest Headline Of The Day
WATCH: The ORIGINAL 'Flintstones' Pilot
WATCH: Jon Stewart Takes Fox News To Task Over 'Class Warfare'
6 Reasons The Guy Fixing Your Computer Hates You
BLOG POSTS
Maggie Van Ostrand: The Pithy Tale of Owney
2011-08-19-owney.JPG There is no proof that Owney helped railroad's mail personnel sort the mail while in transit, becoming the fastest sorter of all time, but there's no proof that he didn't.
Kenny Hotz: Don't Buy Gold!
Gold is expensive and if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, you might as well spend your money on tangible stuff you can use like iPhone apps.
Phil Perrier: Mr. Teabagger Goes to Washington
Say hello to Wyoming congressional candidate Cody Kane. (Not a real person) Kane, 41 is a former rodeo star turned businessman. He is married to former beauty queen and one time TV weather lady Candy Burgess Kane.
Tim Young: GOP Turns to Craigslist for Obama's Opponent
A lot of voters have been upset with the quality of the GOP presidential candidates. After some research, it appears as if these issues can be directly linked with the party's "modern" recruitment tactics.
Will Durst: Super Duper Congress
Slower than a slug on Thorazine; less powerful than a soggy Kleenex; unable to compromise in a million years. Look! Up in that swiveling leather club seat of that private jet. It's a ruse, it's a sham, it's... Super Congress.

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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Washington Post News Alert: Breaking News: Verizon workers end strike

News Alert: Breaking News: Verizon workers end strike
August 20, 2011 1:56:48 PM
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Verizon workers' two-week strike has ended, and tens of thousands of workers will return to work Tuesday, The Communication Workers of America and the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers said Saturday.

In a statement, the two unions said negotiations over contract givebacks will continue.

http://link.email.washingtonpost.com/r/7CWL7Z/NSLBUH/Y65857/OM7UQC/F21AG/50/h

For more information, visit washingtonpost.com
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Anchorage Daily News Daily Briefing for Saturday, August 20, 2011


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PHOTOS: GREEK FESTIVAL 2011
Stavroula Mousouli of Athens, Greece, left, and locals Mary Pennino and daughter Sofia, 1, enjoy watching volunteers amuse themselves with a dance at the 17th annual Greek Festival Friday afternoon August 19, 2011 at Holy Transfiguration Greek Orthodox Church on O'Malley Road in south Anchorage. The annual fundraiser runs through Sunday, and features live music, dancing, food including traditional desserts, items imported from Greece and church tours.

It's time to put your Greek on

The 17th annual Greek Festival at Holy Transfiguration Greek
Orthodox Church on O'Malley Road runs through Sunday
and features music, dance, food (including traditional desserts),
items imported from Greece and church tours.

top stories

Irksome math program could face changes
Superintendent Carol Comeau said Friday she is more open to the 
idea of replacing the controversial Everyday Mathematics program 
in elementary schools after a critical consultants' report 
and the discussions that followed.
Teen sees music as means of preserving Native languages
State decided to leave punished boy in home

alaska

Judge drops hindering charge in Fairbanks murder plot case
Fairbanks man sentenced for running red light, killing cyclist

money

Unions join conservationists protesting Canada-US oil line Alaska business people

sports

South slips past Bartlett
Record silver salmon landed in Southeast Alaska

life

Teen sees music as means of preserving Native languages
Alyson McCarty speaks Latin. She knows a little Greek and few words of Spanish. 
But when the 14-year-old sings, she sings in her mother's language of Yup'ik.

opinion

Two easy ACES changes could ensure future oil production
I join Alaskans celebrating the recent news that there is expected to be more exploratory 
drilling this winter on the North Slope than in decades.

outdoors

Record silver salmon landed in Southeast Alaska
Rising river traps two men retracing 'Into the Wild' trek

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Keys Net - Weekly Newsletter for August 20, 2011


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  • There is a wonderful variety of fish and fishing available during August in the areas of the Upper Keys.
  • What had been a very good dolphin bite over the weekend seems to have petered out the past couple of days, according to the most recent reports I've received from charter captains. Taking up the slack is blackfin tuna at the humps.
  • A mix of the good and the bad this past week as we watched Emily fizzle out but still ended up with some thunderstorms as the system passed by. With most people looking for bugs on the reef, anglers fishing offshore and in the backcountry faced relatively barren fishing grounds and enjoyed some fantastic summertime fishing.
Saturday, August 20, 2011

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Police: Man Dead, Woman Injured in 'Domestic Incident' in Carroll County and more from Westminster Patch


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August 20, 2011

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Police: Man Dead, Woman Injured in 'Domestic Incident' in Carroll County

Valerie Bonk | Aug 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

imageA man is dead following what police called a "domestic incident" in Westminster Friday.

Carroll County Library Circulation One of Highest in the Nation

Valerie Bonk | Aug 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

imageThe Carroll County Library System ranked 12th on the report by the American Library Association.

Verizon Business Strike Temporarily Prevented Maryland 511 Calls, SHA Says

Alexander Pyles | Aug 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

imageThe Verizon Business workers' strike prevented work from starting on the Verizon lines, so Maryland 511 didn't work for some until Friday morning.

Top Movies This Week in Westminster

Aug 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

imageHere are the top Redbox movie rentals in Westminster.

Fire Marshal: Sprinkler System Saved Carroll County Home

Kym Byrnes | Aug 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

imageFire Marshal attributes control of the fire and family's safety to sprinkler system.

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New information from the USDA Economic Research Service

New information from the USDA Economic Research Service

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

In 1915, ice cream store prohibition was tough on teachers

In 1915, ice cream store prohibition was tough on teachers

In 1915, ice cream store prohibition was tough on teachers

In 1915, ice cream store prohibition was tough on teachers

Treasury Receives $2 Billion TARP Repayment from American International Group (AIG)

Treasury Receives $2 Billion TARP Repayment from American International Group (AIG)



WASHINGTON – Today, the U.S. Department of the Treasury announced that it had received an additional repayment from American International Group (AIG) of $2.15 billion funded through the proceeds from the previously announced sale of AIG’s Nan Shan life insurance subsidiary. The proceeds were used to pay back the U.S. taxpayers’ investment in AIG through the redemption of an equal portion of Treasury’s preferred equity interests in AIA Aurora LLC, a subsidiary of AIG. 
 
“This is another important milestone in AIG’s remarkable turnaround,” said Assistant Secretary for Financial Stability Tim Massad. “We continue to make progress in recovering the taxpayers’ investments in AIG.” 
 
During the financial crisis, the U.S. Government's support for AIG totaled approximately $180 billion.
 
After today’s repayment, the U.S. Government’s remaining outstanding investment in AIG through Treasury is $51 billion. In addition, the Federal Reserve Bank of New York has loans to Maiden Lane II and III ($18.8 billion, including principal and accrued interest outstanding). These Federal Reserve Bank of New York loans are collateralized by assets with value well in excess of the outstanding loan balances ($31.7 billion).
 
Overall, Treasury has received $313 billion in repayments and other income from its TARP investments – more than 76 percent of the $412 billion disbursed under the program to date.   
 
Background on Treasury Investment in AIG
 
In January 2011, AIG completed a recapitalization transaction which resulted in AIG repaying all the outstanding loans provided by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.  Also at that time, Treasury received 1.655 billion shares of AIG common stock (approximately 92 percent of AIG’s outstanding common stock) and $20.4 billion in preferred equity interests in AIG. Since then Treasury has sold 200 million shares of AIG for proceeds of $5.8 billion and AIG has made payments to Treasury, including the repayment announced today, of $11.4 billion on the preferred equity interests.
 
For additional background:
 
Treasury Announces Pricing of AIG Common Stock, May 24, 2011
 
Treasury Announces Completion of the American International Group Recapitalization Transaction, January 14, 2011
 

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